The Bart File

Baring Butt

• [MG24] Swims naked in a shark tank {sb}
• [7G02] Runs to his room naked {ddg}
• [7G07] Takes off his clothes while walking towards his bedroom
• [7G10] Caught by Lisa as he bends over to take a picture of his butt
• [7F11] When Homer calls him over for fatherly advice (erroneously expecting to be spanked)
• [8F15] Takes photo of butt in mirror
• [9F03] Offers butt to Homer for spanking
• [9F13] Does an impression of Richard "I am not a butt" Nixon
• [2F13] Moons the nation of Australia
• [2F31] A slide of his butt, disguised as a map of Springfield, is displayed at a town meeting {je}
• [2F32] Does an impression of "Dr. Cheeks" {je}
• [5F02] Almost drops his "pantaloons" {je}
• [5F08] Moons a shark along with Homer {je}
• [BABF07] Butt inspected by Dr. Hibbert & trainee doctors {sb}
• [EABF02] Photocopies his butt {sb}
• [EABF15] Moons the field trip pupils at the aquarium {mj}
• [FABF11] After Gina cuts his uniform {sb}
• [FABF17] Moons the American flag {sb}

Dressed Up

• [MG14] At the funeral {sb}
• [7G02] Going to the opera {dmf}
• [7G07] At Sunday School {sb}
• [7F13] At Sunday School {sb}
• [8F01] At Lisa's essay contest {sj}
• [8F03] Wears the suit Fat Tony bought him {sb}
• [8F16] In church {jac}
• [8F19] Prior to Homer going on the show {as}
• [8F20] When Selma's new boyfriend (Sideshow Bob) comes to dinner {as}
• [8F20] The wedding {as}
• [8F18] When he sees "Oh! Streetcar" {as}
• [9F01] At church [sb}
• [9F06] Wears a tux in his fantasy Astaire-Rogers number with Laura Powers {bw}
• [9F11] The funeral
• [9F16] The cartoon awards ceremony {ddg}
• [1F05] In church when Rev. Lovejoy plays "The Entertainer" {jac}
• [1F11] On "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" {as}
• [1F16] Burns' Heir audition {jac}
• [1F19] In court vs. Freddy Quimby {jac}
• [1F21] The wedding {as}
• [2F04] In church; at Lovejoy house
• [2F15] Most of the episode (as an adult)
• [2F17] Wears purple suit after trying to amke himself taller {sb}
• [2F31] When he is filming the "Eternal Struggle" {sb}
• [3F01] While being "baptized" as a Flanders
• [3F02] In church
• [3F07] Going to the Try N Save {sb}
• [3F11] At the country club
• [3F16] In court {sb}
• [4F06] Telling jokes on stage {sb}
• [4F13] In church
• [4F18] In church
• [4F19] When Frank Grimes visits
• [AABF06] In church {sb}
• [AABF14] In church {sb}
• [BABF06] At his performance {sb}
• [BABF06] In church
• [BABF10] At the funeral {sb}
• [BABF18] at Otto's wedding {sb}
• [CABF10] at Krusty's "Last" show {sb}
• [CABF22] In church
• [DABF02] In church {sb}
• [DABF19] At Goldie's funeral {sb}

Featuring Slingshot

• [7G07] When Marge frisks him before going to church {sj}
• [7F03] Teaches Martin how to fire one {je}
• [7F21] Aims it at Milhouse when he thinks he's after "Radioactive Man #1" {je}
• [8F01] When he lets one off at the pianist
• [8F05] Has his slingshot on his desk {je}
• [8F24] Seen in locker
• [1F21] When Homer sneaks it off him {as}
• [2F01] Fires a stink bomb at a man in an Itchy costume {je}
• [2F04] In Sunday school; replica of the slingshot David used to slay Goliath
• [2F11] Among the items Bart empties from his pockets {je}
• [3F09] In his pocket when he talks to Mrs. Bush in her garden {je}
• [3F10] Forgets how to use it while wearing a school uniform
• [3F22] Lisa's new friends make fun of it: "Who does he think he is? Dennis the Menace?"
• [4F06] Holding it in the "Sgt. Pepper" couch gag {je}
• [4F20] "Beaver Bart" has one in the "Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour" {je}
• [BABF21] Carries one in the Munsters-parody opening

Featuring Lucky Red Hat

• [7G02] Pretty much featured throughout this episode
• [7G05] Coughs it up after Nelson beats him up
• [7G09] Loses his hat
• [7G13] One of the French guys give it to Maurice the Donkey {sj}
• [7F24] Causes Homer's shirts to turn pink
• [8F03] Wears it on his way home from work {je}
• [8F11] Attaches a flashlight to it on his way down the well {je}
• [8F14] Mentions it
• [8F22] His escape from Homer
• [1F11] Many times; start of episode, box factory {jac}
• [2F18] One of the newborn puppies gets put in it {je}
• [2F22] Most of the episode
• [4F10] Wears it in one of Homer's family photos {je}
• [5F03] Grampa wears it {sb}

Flashbacks

• [7F20] Driving the car as a baby {sj}
• [8F10] Born; lights Homer's tie on fire
• [8F17] Of SLH and him together {as}
• [9F08] Bart, age two
• [1F18] Recalls dropping off a flaming bag at Skinner's door {je}
• [2F05] Series of flashbacks of Bart and Lisa's relationship:
  • Bart lifts Lisa to the cookie jar
  • Bart puts on a finger-puppet show for Lisa
  • Lisa helps Bart bandage his knee after a skateboard accident
  • Bart gives Lisa his ice cream after she drops hers
• [3G02] His first days of school
• [EABF05 Stars as "Baby Stinkbreath" in commercial

The Future/Career Paths

• [7F02] Hep Cat Bart (after using the Demoxinil) {sj}
• [7F03] Spending the rest of his life in the fourth grade
• [8F15] Drifter
• [8F21] Heavy-metal rocker
• [9F03] Sleazy male stripper; Chief Justice of the Supreme Court {jac}
• [9F18] Testing "Nature's Goodness" with 2-4 diethyl-propinmurinol {jac}
• [1F19] Lifetime of hard labor in the cafeteria for playing "hooky"
• [2F15] Working as a demolition man to work off his anger before law school (obvious reference to 9F03)
• [3F05] "A lardo on workman's comp just like Dad;" washes himself with a rag on a stick
• BABF13 An unsuccesful musician

Featuring Skateboard

• [MG23] Main focus throughout; title "Skateboarding" {sb}
• [7G03] Blackboard Gag: "I will not skateboard in the halls" {je}
• [7G07] The Tell-Tale Head
• [7G13] Homer trips over it; falls down stairs {sj}
• [7F06] The focus of this episode {jac}
• [7F07] Maggie crawls past it on the staircase {je}
• [7F10] Bart Gets Hit By A Car
• [8F03] Bart The Murderer
• [8F15] "No skateboarding in the halls" says Bart, the new hall monitor {je}
• [9F12] Homer gives it to Pepe {je}
• [9F22] Sideshow Bob has a tatoo of Bart's disembodied head on a skateboard {je}
• [1F01] Homer trips over it and falls down the stairs {je}
• [1F06] Bart and Milhouse go to the skateboard park during their Squishee Bender {je}
• [1F07] Tries to skate in school, but his clumsy shoes make him fall over (see Bart Subplots) {je}
• [1F15] Chases after Stampy on his skateboard {je}
• [1F18] Skateboards by the laundromat, where he meets Skinner {je}
• [2F04] Skates down huge hill with Jessica Lovejoy
• [2F21] It's illegal for him to operate a Class Nine vehicle without pads and a helmet {je}
• [2F22] Lemon of Troy
• [3F02] He and Lisa purposely leave it in the hallway for Homer to trip on {je}
• [3F09] Skates by George Bush's house; later skates into his garage {je}
• [3F16] Bart's nemesis, Lester, rides a skateboard {je}
• [3F18] Skateboards past a garbage can and throws gum in Lisa's hair; later appears for a second in the eyes of a bee {je}
• [3F22] Shows off to Lisa's friends
• [4F01] One of the items Nelson steals {je}
• [5F13] Does some stunts at the MARS exhibit inside the Knowledgeum {je}
• [5F15] Groundskeeper Willy confiscates it after a round of stunts lands Bart right into a freshly-raked pile of leaves {je}
• [CABF14] Couch gag: Everybody skateboards off a ramp onto the couch (except Homer) {sb}
• [CABF16] Rolls it down the stairs to Homer {sb}
• [EABF05] Rides with Tony Hawk {sb}

Bonding with Lisa

• [7G06] Grudgingly admits he loves her
• [7G12] Helps clear Krusty
• [7F07] Apologizes at the end {ddg}
• [7F08] Lisa teaches Bart how to play mini golf {dmf}
• [8F02] Lets Lisa sleep in his bed {sb}
• [8F05] Helps brings Krusty and his Father together
• [9F02] Confesses to Lisa that he thinks she's not ugly {sj}
• [1F22] Saves Lisa from Flanders' house
• [2F02] Helps put Sideshow Bob back in prison
• [2F04] They play "Cowboys and Native Americans"
• [2F05] Competes with Lisa in pee-wee hockey; both put away their differences during the big game and bond; game tied (see Flashbacks)
• [2F15] Most of the episode
• [2F32] Buys Bleeding Gums album for Lisa
• [3F02] Lisa gets Bart's "soul" back from the Comic Book Guy
• [3F08] They play detective - once again - and thwart Sideshow Bob's evil scheme
• [3F12] Helps get Krusty back into show business
• [3F16] Helps get Chester J. Lampwick his $800 billion; clones Lester and Eliza then get Itchy and Scratchy back on the air, get Apu out of jail, and reunite Krusty with his estranged wife
• [3F22] Gets Lisa's new friends to sign her yearbook
• [4F10] They play in the snow
• [4F14] They play detective again
• [4F13] Apologizes for his antics when Lisa babysat him
• [4F21] Helps Lisa through military school hazing; the only one on her side
• [5F10] They save Krusty's career again
• [5F18] The pair go digging for treasure, but find the alternative ending to Casblanca
• [AABF03] recommends Lisa see Nelson in order to cheat on a test
• [AABF07] They team up with other children to expose the secrets of their elders
• [AABF16] Both working together at the retirement home; Bart forced, Lisa voluntarily
• [BABF07] Work together to discover ulterior motives regarding Funzo
• [BABF12] They together attempt to catch Maggie's balloon
• [BABF13] A future Bart and Lisa eventually settle their differences
• [BABF14] Bart and Lisa try to find the perfect photograph for the cover of the telephone book
• [BABF18] Bart and Lisa work together on their movie projects; Lisa films the making of Bart's movie
• [BABF21] Bart and Lisa, as Hansel and Gretel go through typical fairytales
• [CABF06] Bart and Lisa rebel against Principal Skinner, along with others at Springfield Elementary
• [CABF16] Bart and Lisa, jealous of Homer's attention towards other children, together expose him as a fraud
• [CABF19] As wizards, both end the segment as friends after defeating Lord Montymort
• [DABF06] Lisa reminds Bart why he wants Greta so much now that Milhouse has him
• [DABF12] Bart and Lisa both roast Homer. (Not literally)
• [DABF13] Lisa is Bart's manager while he works on Angry Dad
• [DABF03] Bart and Lisa fight as Ganesh
• [DABF15] Lisa understands Bart's isolation in the bubble; Bart lets her use the bubble to humiliate Skinner
• [DABF20] Bart and Lisa rival each other, but later learn to work together as a team
• [EABF05] Bart and Lisa watch the Baby Stinkbreath commercials together
• [EABF11] Bart and Lisa cut the lights from Springfield's Power Plant
• [EABF13] Bart helps Lisa rescue Clara after Lisa gives her false directions.
• [EABF22] Bart and Lisa go on a sugar rampage in London
• [FABF07] When Milhouse moves away he attempts to bond with her {sb}

Pranks

• [7G10] [$] Rearranges restaurant sign from "Cod Platter" to "Cold Pet Rat"
• [7G13] Flushes the cherry bomb down the toilet {sj}
• [7F04] Attempts to scare Lisa with a fake severed finger {sb}
• [7F20] Rearranges party snacks to "Boy our party sucks" {jac}
• [8F04] Loosens the top on Milhouse's salt shaker
• [8F10] Lights Homer's tie on fire
• [8F11] Tricks Flanders kids into giving cookies away {jac}
• [8F11] Pretends to be Timmy (trapped in well) {jac}
• [9F03] Pulls carpet up, writes "Bart" on carpet {jac}
• [9F03] Plays with and later breaks Abe's false teeth {ms}
• [9F08] Flushes Homer's wallet & keys down toilet {jac}
• [9F08] Cuts all of baby Lisa's hair off {jac}
• [9F18] Hurls giant tomato at Skinner's rear end. {mj}
• [1F05] Deliberately falls asleep. Spits off sidewalk at cars. {mj}
• [1F07] Paints extra lines on parking lot {jac}
• [1F09] Tells a driver that the stream is shallow. {sb}
• [1F11] Leaves box factory tour {jac}
• [1F16] Pops heads off Mr. Burns' statues/floods his car {jac}
• [1F16] Smashes Mr. Burns' windows {jac}
• [1F20] Recounts throwing mail in sewer with Milhouse {jac}
• [1F22] Snatches five bathing suits - all Martin's
• [1F22] Gets Grandpa tarred and feathered
• [1F17] Gets Milhouse's picture on "America's Most Wanted"
• [1F17] His "Bartesque" scheme against Allison Taylor
• [2F04] Falls for "Scotchtoberfest" sting
• [2F11] Decorates Skinner's weather balloon in Skinner's image with message "Hi, I'm Big Butt Skinner."
• [2F13] Makes a six-hour collect call to Australia
• [2F19] Causes a teachers' strike
• [2F22] Writes his name in concrete
• [3F02] Hands out the "In a Gadda-Da-Vida" "hymn" at church
• [3F09] Many pranks aimed at George Bush, most with Homer's help: glues a rainbow wig to his head, shoots bottle rockets at his house, etc.
• [3F10] Wears a "Down With Homework" shirt, starting a riot at school
• [3F18] Squirts ketchup and mustard at cars on the highway (with Milhouse)
• [4F13] Many pranks aimed at babysitter Lisa:
  • fills his plate with lima beans
  • feeds Maggie coffee ice cream
  • orders a 25-foot Italian sub
  • tries to host an AA meeting
  • "uses non-violent resistance" when Lisa tries to drag him to bed
  • hires Krusty to perform at an "emergency bachelor party"
  • calls paramedics for "a Sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun bite"
  • calls officials reporting that Lisa saw a UFO
  • calls a chauffeur for "the Ambassador from Ghana"
  • "goes to bread" when asked to go to bed
  • goes to the wrong bed
  • seriously injures himself
• [4F21] Strings police bullhorns together, turns them all on, and makes noise, breaking every window in Springfield (sent to military school as punishment)
• [4F23] Makes snack treats out of dog food
• [3G02] Mocks Principal Skinner; his first prank. Makes flatulent noises, causing Milhouse to laugh. {mj}
• [3G03] Tells Homer that he will take up smoking and then give it up. {sb}
• [5F17] Glues joke-shop items to his face
• [5F22] Shoots a mother sparrow
• [AABF06] Escaped from church to break into cars. {mj}
• [AABF12] Repeatedly clicks his pen to infuriate Lisa. {mj}
• [AABF12] Pretends to be a murderer entering the house while Marge eavesdrops using Maggie's baby transmitter. {mj}
• [AABF16] His comedy routine costs Springfield the Olympic games. {mj}
• [AABF18] Swallows whatever is thrown to him. {mj}
• [AABF22] Repeatedly yells "Fire" {mj}
• [AABF22] Floods the school gym. {mj}
• [AABF23] Hides oranges down his shorts.
• [BABF04] Squirts thousands of dollars worth of Interferon in hospital. {mj}
• [BABF04] Along with Homer, floods the house. {mj}
• [BABF08] Rides a bicycle through the corridors of Burns' mansion. {mj}
• [BABF10] Defaces Maude Flanders' funeral cake. {mj}
• [BABF18] Tries to film up Lisa's nose, and Skinner urinating. {mj}
• [BABF19] Pays people to kiss each other, namely Lenny and Carl. {mj}
• [BABF20] Fools Homer into dialling the wrong area code. {mj}
• [CABF03] With Homer performs various cons - bad parent, missing dog, BarMitzvah cake, retirement scandal. {mj}
• [CABF06] Puts the urine bucket on Skinner's head. Leads rebellion. {mj}
• [CABF12] Cheats in the marathon. {mj}
• [CABF14] Uses fireworks to blow up gnomes. {mj}
• [CABF17] As Tom Sawyer, performs various pranks with Nelson as Huckleberry Finn. {mj}
• [CABF19] Replaces Lisa's magic wand with a Twizzler. {mj}
• [CABF22] Joyrides Chief Wiggum's car. {mj}
• [DABF01] Cheats at Monopoly, making hotels out of Lego. {mj}
• [DABF06] Hecklers Skinner during his comedy routine. {mj}
• [DABF13] Sets a trap for Homer using cactii, dirty diapers and a pool of green paint. {mj}
• [DABF20] Desecrates Lisa's flag - Learn to Fart {mj}
• [DABF18] Spins Milhouse on the roundabout, aided by Otto's bus.
• [EABF02] Photocopies his bare bottom and includes it in the church bulletin
• [EABF02] Commanded by Skinner to pretend that he is illiterate thanks to Mrs Krabappel.
• [EABF02] Photocopies rear end and includes it in church bulletin
• [EABF02] Pretends to be illiterate.
• [EABF07] Creates several websites humiliating Skinner.
• [EABF15] Moons the field trip pupils at the aquarium.
• [EABF16] Creates havoc in Ned Flanders' house and shrine to The Beatles.

Misc Tidbits

• [7G13] Has a pet frog
• [7F02] Informs Homer that he loves him while being strangled
• [7F06] Confesses to Homer that he loves him when Homer was about to jump the gorge {ac}
• [7F22] Allergies: butterscotch, imitation butterscotch, glow-in-the-dark monster makeup
• [8F03] Learns how to mix drinks
• [8F15] Fires a gun
• [1F09] Fires a rifle {ddg}
• [1F17] Reads "Bad Boy's Life" magazine
• [1F22] Writes a play
• [2F05] Has a pet turtle {mk}
• [2F13] Pet frog appears {rg}
• [AABF10] Wears the turkey as shorts {sb}
• [CABF06] Wonders how old his permanent record, claiming "Underachiever and proud of it", is {sb}
• [DABF19] Has a box full of guns {sb}
• [FABF21] Loses his last baby tooth {sb}

Ay Caramba! Count

• [7G09] When he takes a peek inside The Ultimate Behemoth
• [7G12] During Patty and Selma's slideshow {mj}
• [8F07] Seeing Martin's soapbox car {as}
• [8F08] Seeing Patty's legs unshaven {as}
• [8F09] When he sees Marge's hair {as}
• [8F14] When he sees Patty's (or is it Selma's) bra {ddg}
• [8F16] When he sees Mrs K's photo and again when he see Mrs K's letter {as}
• [8F20] When he hears that Sideshow Bob was trying to kill him {as}
• [8F24] Gets the phrase tatooed on his chest {je}
• [9F08] When he sees Homer and Marge snuggling {by}
• [1F11] Just after Homer breaks the lamp {as}
• [2F16] Tito Puente says it {je}
• [5F14] Castro says it {je}
• [EABF02] Bart 'dusts off this old chestnut'.

El Barto Count

• [7G03] The front steps of both Springfield Elementary and Town Hall
• [7G10] The front steps of Springfield Elementary
• [7F02] The wall outside wall of Moe's Tavern
• [8F05] The front steps of Old Springfield Library
• [9F06] The front steps of City Hall
• [9F10] The wall of Springfield Town Hall
• [1F09] The front steps of the Police station
• [1F10] The wall of the Kwik-E-Mart
• [5F04] Bart graffitis this in the couch gag
• [5F13] Bart graffitis this in the couch gag
• [BABF04] On the front of the fridge {sb}
• [EABF16] Graffitiied in former Indian wasteground

Get Bent Count

• [7F08] To Todd Flanders
• [8F12] Writes "Get Bent" on a piece of cardboard and holds it up to the fitting room security camera {by}
• [8F22] When Milhouse asks if he and Samantha can still meet at the treehouse
• [9F08] Tries to get Maggie to say it {ddg}

Eat My Shorts Count

• [7G02] To Martin
• [8F03] To Fat Tony
• [8F09] Fantasizes about writing it in the sky
• [3G03] Sings it to Marge and Homer: "Might I add -- eat my shorts!" {bjr}
• [3G02] To Principal Skinner for the first time (at age 5)

Don't Have A Cow Count

• [7G04] To Homer
• [7G09] To Homer
• [8F03] To Fat Tony and the gang
• [3F22] Lisa says it; Bart claims it's his expression and she stole it {sb}
• [4F12] To Lisa
• [4F12] (Sung) "Step back Mom - it's Bart's turn now. Eat my shorts, don't have a cow."

Important Events

• [9F08] First words were "Ay Carumba" {by}
• [2F02] Sent back four grades
• [5F22] Birth took 53 hours

D'oh Count

• [7G12] when Patty and Selma bring eight sets of slide carousels
• [7F03] (in the future) when Bart Jr gets him in trouble with Ms Krabappel
• [7F15] when Homer invites Principal Skinner over to dinner
• [7F15] when he realises he still has a whole field of grass to sow
• [7F14] when Lisa refuses to do his homework
• [7F22] when asked to "do the right thing" by Marge
• [8F03] when he sees that Lisa didn;t win the essay contest
• [8F03] when it stops raining just as he reaches school late
• [8F03] as he falls down the steps into Fat Tony's "Legitimate Businessman's Social Club"
• [8F11] when he realises he has left a "Property Of Bart Simpson" sticker on his radio
• [8F13] when Ralph picks major-league baseball players for his team
• [8F22] when Milhouse and Samantha are kissing in the cinema
• [9F06] when all he can say to Laura is "I fell on my bottom"
• [9F14] when Lisa finds her science project immediately after Bart hides it
• [9F16] when he loses to Lisa in a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" {je}
• [1F06] simultaneously with Homer when Homer accepts his offer to go on the father-son rafting trip
• [1F14] upon telling Homer that being a loser is genetic, then realizing {rd}
• [1F17] Asks Skinner if his refrigerator is running; it isn't
• [1F17] when the rubbish bin on his foot gets stuck in a hosepipe
• [2F04] having to go to church whilst trying to avoid Jessica Lovejoy
• [2F13] when he realises Lisa was right
• [2F19] after his sarcastic comment about mopping the floor backfires {sb}
• [3F16] When Chester Lampwick's film burns up {je}
• [3F19] simultaneously with Grampa, after discovering the Flying Hellfish treasures were buried at sea
• [4F16] when locked in the closet by the blind man
• [5F03] when his ball rebounds into his face
• [BABF20] when Homer, tries to trade his chloroform with a guard
• [CABF03] when he is arrested
• [DABF07] after the dog rips his clothes off
• [DABF07] when the dogs returns and bites him

Birthday Count

Section contributed by Sam B

• [8F11] Radio Bart
• [9F04] Treehouse Of Horror III

Butt Pranks

Section contributed by Sam B

• [7F11] Bart's prank phone call ("Seymour Butts").
• [8F02] Bart's prank phone call ("I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt").
• [8F11] Bart placed a "Property of Bart Simpson" label on Homer's butt.
• [9F14] Throws a giant tomato at Skinner's butt. {crct: ma}
• [9F22] Bart tattoos "WIDE LOAD" on Homer's butt.
• [5F21] When Homer's trying to think of inventions Bart's idea is a butt.

{Ideas for new sections are warmly recieved}

crct- correction

 sb - Sam B.

 ac - Alan Cantu
 as - Andrew Shaw
bjr - Benjamin Robinson
 bw - Bucky Whaley
 by - Bob Yantosca
ddg - Don Del Grande
dmf - David Michael Friedman
jac - James A. Cherry
 je - Jordan Eisenberg
 ma - Matt Awbrey
 mj - Martin James
 mk - Matthew Kurth
 ms - Matthew Snyder
 rd - Rick Diamant
 rg - Rebecca Gedalius
 sj - Stuart Jackson
 ss - Scott Sippel