The Simpsons Archive's Simpsons Syndication Cuts Guide Season One (1989-1990) "Syndication... is there anything they can't do?" Version 2.25 - 07 Apr 2001 Last updated 06 Apr 2009 Maintained by Matt Garvey Guide created by Frederic Briere Contributions from Chad Lehman and Tim Reardon [============================[Season One Summary]===========================] Story cut episodes: All except 7G04, 7G13. Compressed episodes: 7G08, 7G03, 7G07, and 7G13. Story time cut: 9:41 (9 min 41 sec) Total time gained: 11:59 (11 min 59 sec) Notes: 7G04 remains the only episode up through Season Eleven that was neither cut, nor compressed in syndication--it just had a different opening. Tidying up: 4/6/09, adjusted total timings to include 7G12 (thanks Tim). Nothing else, but see DVD guide for more dirt. ==[ 7G08 ]============================= Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire === CUTS: 63 seconds GAINED:118 seconds 20:04 / 22:02 Opening included in Act I ~~~~~ ACT I <0:47> (1:09) 7:58 / 9:07 A class sings ``O Little Town of Bethlehem'' as Marge (carrying Maggie, all bundled up) and Homer try to reach their seats. Chorus: [singing] ... are met in thee tonight. % [applause] % Skinner: Wasn't that wonderful? And now, "Santas of many lands", as % presented by the entire second grade class. % Marge: Oh, Lisa's class. % [a girl, bearing a strange resemblance to Samantha in % [8F22, comes on stage, dressed as Santa.] % Girl: "Frohlich Weihnachten". That's German for "Merry % Christmas". In Germany, Santa's servant Bruprecht gives % presents to good children, and whipping rods to the parents <0:47> % of bad ones. % [applause] % [a Ralph-looking student comes next] % Boy: Merry Kurisumatsu. I am Hochiashi, a Japanese priest who % acts like Santa Claus. I have eyes on the back on my head, % so children better behave when I'm nearby. % [turns around, wearing glasses with fake eyes behind his % [head -- one eyeball dislodges itself] % Audience: [gasps] [applause] ~~~~~ ACT II <----> (0:19) 7:12 / 7:31 ~~~~~ ACT III <0:16> (0:30) 4:54 / 5:24 % Start of act, OFF is watching the Happy Little Elves. % % Bubbles: Hey, Moby, do you think Santa can find Elf County under all % this snow? % Moby: I doubt it, Bubbles. We'll be little elves this <0:16> % Christmas. % Lisa: Oh no! % Grampa: Oh, brother. % Selma: Where's your husband? % Patty: Yeah, it's getting late. % Marge: Mmm, he said he went caroling with Bart. Actually, they're at Springfield Downs, with Bart and Barney singing "We're in the money". {Ricardo Lafaurie } ==[ 7G02 ]=============================================== Bart the Genius === CUTS: 41 seconds GAINED: 41 seconds 20:01 / 20:42 No blackboard, 1F01 couch ! Not an easy episode, mostly for the 2nd act... ~~~~~ ACT I <0:14> (0:14) 7:53 / 8:07 Martin: And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of "weiner" is W--E-N-E-R, % although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant. <0:04> % Skinner: Good point. Boys, let's see your hands. {mentioned in SCG by gree503@aol.com} ~~ Bart exchanges faces with Martin through the window: Martin: [shows his tongue] Bart: [does the same] % Martin: [adds the usual hands-across-the-head-with-each-thumb- % touching-the-ear motion] [is there a name for this?] <0:04> % Bart: [still the tongue] % Martin: [widens his mouth with his fingers] % Bart: [shows his lower teeth] Mrs.K: What are you looking at, Bart? Are those naughty dogs back again? ~~ Marge and Homer walk through the schoolyard. Marge: He's a good boy now, and he's getting even better. And sometimes, even the best sheep strays from the flock and needs to be hugged extra-hard. Homer: That's exactly the kind of crapola that's loosing him up. % [they walk by Bart's graffiti] <0:06> % Homer: Hey, look at this! "I am a weiner." [laughs] He sure is! ~~~~~ ACT II <0:23> (0:23) 4:08 / 4:31 Melon: And this is Cecile Shapiro. Cecile: Hi, Bart. Bart: Cool, hamsters! What are their names? % Cecile: Hamster #1 has been infected with the staphylococcus virus. <0:08> % Hamster #2 is the control hamster. % Bart: Hi, little control hamster. Melon: I wouldn't get too attached Bart. We're dissecting him next week. [to the class] Discover your desks, people. [they do so] % Melon: Now, let's all welcome the newest member of our collective % experience: Bart Simpson. <0:06> % Class: Hello. % Bonjour. % Bon Giorno. [Blame CC for any spelling mistake!] Melon: And now, we can continue our debate from yesterday. When we left off, Calvin and Tanya were arguing that free will is an illusion. Ian: If you ask me, human kind has freedom, but a freedom fraught with paradoxes. Freud shows how childhood shapes out subconscious mind, but this helps us to think for ourselves. Melon: Very good, Ian. Does anyone else have an example of a paradox? % [hands raise] <0:05> % ???: Without law and order, man has no freedom. Cecile: If you want peace, you must prepare for war. Melon: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, it seems the smartest child in the class is also the quietest. Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? % [Bart looks around, surprised] <0:04> % [the whole class is staring at him] Bart: Well... you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. ~~~~~ ACT III <0:04> (0:04) 8:00 / 8:04 Melon: All right, keep going. But you do know what happens when you mix acids and bases, right? Bart: Course I do. [cut to exterior of the ELCfGC] [the entire top floor overflows with green goo] % [a blob of goo falls from the window] % [back inside, everyone and everything is coated in goo] <0:04> % Bart: Sorry. % [a hamster escapes] ==[ 7G03 ]=={ dv }======================================= Homer's Odyssey === CUTS: 46 seconds GAINED: 62 seconds 19:40 / 20:42 No blackboard, no solo, 1F01 couch ~~~~~ ACT I <0:39> (0:44) 5:48 / 6:32 The kids file onto the bus, except for Bart, % who chats with Otto. % % Bart: Hey Otto! Hey Otto-man! % Otto: Hey Bart-dude! % Bart: Any new tattoos, Otto? % Otto: Ho! Funny you should ask, man. This morning I woke up with this <21> % one. [lifts his sleeve] % Bart: Cooool! I want one! % Otto: Not till your fourteen, my little friend. % Bart: [forlorn look] % % Edna: Bart?... Bart Simpson. Bart gets onto the bus Edna: Take your seat, Bart. Bart: Please Mrs. Krabappel, not next to Wendell. He pukes on every bus ride. [to him] No offense Wendell. Edna: Be that as it may, it's the only seat left. So get in there! [Bart goes to his seat, among a crowd of cheering children] [he quietly sits down] Wendell: Please try not to shake the seat like that. % Edna: Now class, remember, do not stick any part of your body out the % window. We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck % his arm out the window and had it ripped off by a big truck % coming in the other direction. <18> % Bart: [arm tucked inside his shirt] And I was that boy! % [the other classmates laugh] % Edna: Bart Simpson, sit down! I've just had about enough of your % tomfoolery! With a crunch of the bus gears, they're on their way. Wendell: Oh-oh, I don't feel so hot. {Ricardo Lafaurie } ~~~~~ ACT II <0:07> (0:11) 5:16 / 5:27 Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is Mr. Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely. First initials, I.P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [to all] Uh... is IP freely here hey everybody, IP freely! [laughs from the denizens] Moe: [looks at the receiver] [pause] Wait a minute... % [in phone] Listen to me you lousy bum, when I get a hold of <07> % you, you're dead, I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half. ~~~~~ ACT III <----> (0:07) 8:36 / 8:43 ==[ 7G04 ]================================= There's No Disgrace Like Home === 19:39 / 19:39 No blackboard, 1F01 couch ! The shortest episode of all, and therefore the only episode I know ! which is not shortened in syndication. ~~~~~ ACT I <----> (----) 7:24 / 7:24 ~~~~~ ACT II <----> (----) 4:49 / 4:49 ~~~~~ ACT III <----> (----) 7:26 / 7:26 ==[ 7G05 ]============================================== Bart the General === CUTS: 80 seconds GAINED: 80 seconds 20:02 / 21:22 Opening included in Act I ~~~~~ ACT I <1:20> (1:20) 6:11 / 7:31 Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! % Lisa: [holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more! <0:03> % Bart: Back-scratcher! Boot-licker! Honor student! Lisa: You'll never get one now, Mr. Name-caller. ~~ Nelson tells Bart to be at the flagpole at 3:15. And not to be late. He has four other meetings that afternoon. % Bart daydreams in class again... It's his funeral. Open casket. (Bart % has his lunchbox tucked under his arm.) % % Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude. % [to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike, man! % Skinner: Yes, the school nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing % his little face after the fight. % [Otto turns on his walkman and walks away] % Good-bye, son. I guess you were right; all that homework % a waste of your time. % Milhouse: Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this! % Homer: Yeah, and I got the day off from work! % Marge: Homer! % Homer: [sobbing] But what's a day off from work when I'm never <1:13> % gonna see my beloved son again. Oh Bart! % Marge: That's better, Homer. Be brave. % Bye bye, Bart. You were always my special little guy. % [holds Maggie so she can see him] % Lisa: Bart, here's that cupcake you wanted. I can't help but % think if I had just given it to you in the first place, % this whole horrible tragedy could have been avoided. I know % you can't eat it now, so I'll just place it lovingly on % your forehead. % Nelson: Hey, look, they've got food at this thing! [takes the % cupcake] % Here's one for the road, dude! [punches him] % % Fade-in to the school bell, ringing at 3:15. {Ricardo Lafaurie } ~~ Right punch, Left punch Right punch, Left punch ! When Nelson beats up Bart the first Right punch ! time, he delivers a series of right and % Left punch ! left punches. You can see the cut right % Right punch, Left punch ! before the final punch, especially in <0:04> % Right punch, Left punch ! slow-mo. % Right punch Left punch ~~~~~ ACT II <----> (----) 7:08 / 7:08 ~~~~~ ACT III <----> (----) 6:43 / 6:43 ==[ 7G06 ]================================================== Moaning Lisa === CUTS: 44 seconds GAINED: 44 seconds 19:48 / 20:32 No blackboard, no solo, 1F01 couch ~~~~~ ACT I <0:31> (0:31) 4:24 / 4:55 Homer: [impatient] Come on, come on, let's go. % Pan down TV set. "Super Slugfest" video game music plays. % % Bart: [as announcer] In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins % and no losses, the undisputed champ of this house, Battling % Bart Simpson! [whistles] Whoopee, woo woo woo! And in the <0:31> % lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats... % oh, correction-- defeats, all of them by % knock-out... % Homer: Must you do this every time? % Bart: ...Homer "the human punching bag" Simpson! ~~~~~ ACT II <0:03> (0:03) 8:13 / 8:16 Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath? Lisa: No, not really. Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I certainly had fun vacuuming. <0:03> % Maybe now I'll get the of scrubbing your tub. ~~~~~ ACT III <0:10> (0:10) 7:11 / 7:21 Moe: ... [to everyone in the bar] Uh, Jacques... Strap...? Hey guys, I'm looking for a "Jacques Strap." The barflies laugh. Moe: What? What...? % Oh... wait a minute... Jock Stra-- It's you, isn't it? <0:10> % You cowardly little runt! When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna % gut you like a fish and drink your blood. ==[ 7G09 ]========================================== Call of the Simpsons === CUTS: 41 seconds GAINED: 41 seconds 19:40 / 20:21 No blackboard, no solo, 1F01 couch ! Here we go for another full-of-meaningless-two-second-cuts episode! # According to the capsule, Brian Howard had a secret informant which # told him about some un-aired scenes. The following ones are from him. ~~~~~ ACT I <0:21> (0:21) 6:49 / 7:10 Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: It has four of them. <02> % One for each part of the chicken. ! Note for the interested: CC originally said: "Four -- for each part ! of the chicken". It had to be edited in syndication. ~~ Homer tries the Ultimate Behemoth's horn. Homer: How much is it? % Bob: You're a man of your convic. You just wanted to ask that and <06> % blurted it out, didn't you? % Homer: Yeah, how much is it? Bob: Well... First of all, I want you to know: I like your face. Homer: You do? % Bob: I really do. I'm not saying that -- I mean it. You got color <06> % in there. You're not Roman, are you? % Homer: No. Bob: Look like a god, sort of. Why don't we step in the credit office, Zeus? [chuckles] ~~ Bob: I'm not gonna quote you a price 'till I check your credit rating. And lemme -- I want to make myself clear on this: this is a formality. If you're saying to me: "Bob, is this guy good for it?" I say yes, % I don't check this machine. But I don't own the place, even <07> % though my name's up there. Long story. But that doesn't matter; I'm gonna have to run through the computer. [presses Enter -- the siren goes off] ~~ # Just before they took off in the camper, there had been a shot of the # inside of their house, completely emptied; everything was supposedly # packed in the RV. ! That would give much more weight to this dialogue: ! ! Homer: Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they ! have in the world for an adventure like this. ! Bart: You mean like *we* just did? ~~~~~ ACT II <0:20> (0:20) 8:28 / 8:48 Maggie bumps into a bear, and shoves a pacifier into its mouth. The bear sucks on it twice. % Intrigued, it sucks on it even more. <04> % In answer, Maggie does the same. The bear sits down, and both suck in unison. ~~ # At the campfire, Marge says something to the effect of "Well, now # would be a good time to answer any big questions you may have, such # as about the facts of life". Lisa says she has heard some fairly # startling things around the playground, and Marge responds that they # were probably true. ~~ Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: No. Bart: Are we ever gonna be there? Homer: How would I know? Quit asking pointless... Ooh! [gasps] Bart, look! <01> % Honey. Honey! We're saved! [runs] <03> % Bart: Uh, Homer... bees? {wacoose@.yorku.ca} ~~ Announcer: What you're about to see is unedited video footage taken earlier today in the hills 3 miles southwest of Tenderfoot Gorge. [video footage of Homer] % Announcer: Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely % extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the <11> % creature's uncivilized look, its foul language, and most % of all, its indescribable stench. A popular supermarket tabloid has offered a reward of $5,000 to anyone who brings the creature alive. ~~ <01> % That loose second? Rounding error. Trust me. ~~~~~ ACT III <----> (----) 4:23 / 4:23 # When Marge is being interviewed about her "marriage to Bigfoot", she # is asked something like "What's it like going to bed with a wild # man", and she says she sort of likes a little wildness... ==[ 7G07 ]=={ dv }==================================== The Tell-Tale Head === CUTS: 44 seconds GAINED: 71 seconds 19:40 / 20:51 No blackboard, no solo, 1F01 couch ! Lines beginning with a "$" indicate possible second airing cuts. If ! you know why 7G07 would have been shortened in its second airing, ! please let me know. ~~~~~ ACT I <0:10> (0:21) 7:52 / 8:13 Bart: Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives, at least until you've heard the story of how we ended up with the head of our beloved town founder. % Barney: How long will this story take? % Bart: Uh... About twenty-three minutes and five seconds. <0:08> % ??? : It's too long! % Abe: Twenty-three o'five! Krusty: Well alright, go ahead. {mhendren@students.uiuc.edu} ~~ ! A measly one second cut Milhouse: Will there be cavemen in heaven? SS Teacher: Certainly not! <0:01> % Bart: Uh, ma'am? What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven? SS Teacher: For the last time, Bart, yes! ~~ ! Yet another measly one second cut Jimbo: Hey man, leave the kid alone. I like him. Bart: You do? Jimbo: Yeah, <0:01> % you're witty. So what's your name? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson ~~~~~ ACT II <0:04> (0:12) 5:23 / 5:35 Homer: [reading The Bowl Earth Catalog] Wow, look at these bowling balls, Maggie! % Can you think of a better way for Daddy to spend his <0:04> % hard-won fifty bucks? [turns the page] Gasp! Now I've seen everything. Black, marbelized with a liquid center. The Stealth Bowler. The pins don't know what hit 'em. {mhendren@students.uiuc.edu} ~~~~~ ACT III <0:11> (0:38) 6:25 / 7:03 Radio: The statue of Jebediah Springfield, our alustrious town founder was brutally decapitated in an act of senseless violence. % We now go to Police Chief Wiggum at City Hall. % Wiggum: [clears throat] We have no witnesses, no suspects, no leads. <0:19> % If anyone has any information, please dial "O" and ask for % the police. That number again: "O". Radio: Stay tuned to this station for further developments as the... [starts crying] {mhendren@students.uiuc.edu} ~~ Homer and Bart turn the corner and find an angry, torch-wielding mob. Burns: Look, there it is! The head! Krusty: Kill 'em!!!! Homer and Bart start running from the mob. % Running out of places to run, Homer and Bart run onto the town <0:06> % square. Various mob voices exclaim, "All right!" "We know this part!" ~~ Bart: If you still want to tear apart this young Sunday School student as he stands on the brink of salvation, I await your wrath. $ But I'd like to add one thing. It wasn't until after I'd $ removed the head that we realized we were taking our heritage $ for granted. That's a crime, too. One I think we are all $ guilty of. $ Barney: Hey he's right $ Krusty: He's got a point there? $ Bart: And I know I'll always feel an inner shame far greater than $ any punishment you can dish out, far far greater, far far far $ far greater. The crowd is won over. Krusty: Somehow, I don't feel like killing any more. Krabappel: Neither do I. [Homer tosses Bart the head, who replaces it] Bart: Forgive me sir. Statue: No problem Bart [the crowd cheers] Voice: Look it's glorious! Otto: It's beautiful, <0:01> % man! Burns: I love you Smithers Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. $ [church bells ring and the crowd rejoices] [Bart gets down from the statue] Homer: Wooooo! % Good going son. But remember, most lynch mobs aren't this <0:04> % nice. ==[ 7G11 ]========================================= Life on the Fast Lane === CUTS: 104 seconds GAINED: 104 seconds 20:19 / 22:03 Opening included in Act I ~~~~~ ACT I <0:15> (0:15) 4:59 / 5:14 Bart drops a pancake. % Bart: Ugh. Whoops. <0:02> % % He puts some batter on the griddle, and some runs over the side. Bart: Whoops. ~~ Homer: My birthday? % Lisa: No! <0:06> % Homer: It's my birthday? What did I get? I birthdays! % Marge: [angrily] No Homer, it's mine! Bart: You don't even know your own wife's birthday? ~~ Homer: What�s that Patty? % Patty: Nothing. Finish your steak. [to Selma] Look at him wolf <0:07> % down that gristle. % Selma: Mmmm hmmm. He�s an accident waiting to happen. Patty: Do you know the Heimlich maneuver? Selma: No. Patty: Good. ~~~~~ ACT II <1:23> (1:23) 6:45 / 8:08 Marge enters Barney's (new) Bowl-a-rama, carrying her birthday present. % Marge: Hmmm... Excuse me, where do I throw this? % Attendant: Over there. % Marge: Thank you. [heads off] % Attendant: Hey wai---wait a minute! You're going need a lane! % Marge: No thanks, I'm just here out of spite. % Attendant: [pointing to sign reading...] Can't bowl without a lane. % Marge: Well, oh--all right. <0:30> % Attendant: [hands her a score sheet] Okay. Here you go... you keep % score on this. What size shoes you wear? % Marge: Never you mind! % Attendant: [pointing to another sign] Can't wear street shoes on the % lanes. You gotta wear bowling shoes. What size please? % Marge: [grudging grumble] Thirteen double A. % Attendant: Thirteen double A!! [whistles in amazement] This is the % closest I've got. A nine and a fifteen. % Marge: Thank you. [walks away] Marge takes her lane, puts on her bowling shoes... ~~ Homer: Your mother always gets to be alone with you and now it�s my turn. % They begin to eat in silence <0:06> % % Homer: Does the time always drag like this? ~~ Jacques orders four onion rings. % Back at the house, % % Lisa: [finishing her pizza] Mmm! Delicioso! % Bart: My compliments to the delivery boy. % Homer: Ok, we've eaten and eaten well. Now what else do we have % to do? Well, let's check the list your Mom left us... Eat, % mmm hmmmm, [checks with a pencil] Oh, clean up! Now don't % worry everybody, this will be a breeze if we all pitch in. % [they form a human chain, passing the box to the trashcan] % All right! We're clean! Now we'll... [looks at Maggie] put <0:47> % Maggie to bed. % % In Maggie's bedroom. Homer, Bart and Lisa stand beside Maggie's % crib. % % Homer, Bart and Lisa: % Lullaby, and goodnight, % Go to bed and sleep tight. % Close your eyes, start to yawn. % Pleasant dreams until the dawn. % % Homer yawns, exhausted. Later that night Marge enters the bedroom % dressed in her night gown. ~~~~~ ACT III <0:06> (0:06) 8:35 / 8:41 Bart: Simpson checks the runner on first, he's cool he's fine. Here's the windup, and heerree's the pitch... The baseball hits Homer on the forehead. Homer slumps to the ground, and Bart runs over to him. Bart: Dad, you didn't even say "Ouch!" Homer: Oh... Sorry... <0:01> % Ouch. ~~ Homer: I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up. <0:03> % [long pause] Goodbye, my wife. Marge: ...Goodbye, Homer. ~~ Jacques splashes on some after shave. <0:02> % Jacques: Oh Jacques, you handsome devil. Look at you... You're really going to STRIKE OUT TONIGHT! ==[ 7G10 ]============================================= Homer�s Night Out === CUTS: 41 seconds GAINED: 41 seconds 19:51 / 20:32 No blackboard, no solo, 1F01 couch ~~~~~ ACT I <0:35> (0:35) 5:57 / 6:32 Bart: [snaps Homer's picture] Homer: Bart! What're you doing!? Bart: Sorry Dad, the answer to that is top secret. Homer: [angry grunt] % SFX: Electric razor, as Marge hums to herself. Bart snaps % a picture of Marge shaving her armpits. % % Marge: Oooo... [disappointed] Oh, Bart! <0:15> % Bart: What? % Marge: Go take some wildlife pictures, or something! % % Bart rustles around in the bushes, humming to himself. He snaps % a picture of a roadkill squirrel, with fresh tire tracks over it. Lisa finds Bart in his bedroom with his pants down... ~~ In the "Davy Jones Locker" room at the restaurant, Eugene Fisk's father bores the power plant crowd with a touching story. % Eugene stands up. % % Eugene: I love you, Dad! <0:03> % Dad: I love , son... % % They hug. Homer: Where am I? The planet Cornball? ~~ A hostess shows a couple to their table. % Marge and the kids are seated in the main dining area of the % restaurant. The waiter asks for their orders. % <0:10> % Waiter: Ahoy! I spy the children's menu! % Bart: Ahoy! This place bites! % Marge: Bart! % Waiter: So what's it going to be, me little buck-o? % Bart: Ah ha! ...ha ha... let's see... [examines the menu] This evening I shall go for the... Squid platter... ! Bart's line begins to overlap the previous scene. ~~ Homer tells the waiter to shut up. The crowd sings "Barnacle Bill, the sailor..." % Bart rearranges letters on the menu to spell "Cold Pet Rat". % The waiter returns with their meals. <0:07> % % Waiter: [fried shrimp for Lisa] Here you go... [pork chop 'a la Hawaiian for Marge] There you are... [a smaller serving of fried shrimp] For the baby... ~~ ! The "Cold Pet Rat" sign can still be seen after this cut. ~~~~~ ACT II <----> (----) 4:27 / 4:27 ~~~~~ ACT III <0:06> (0:06) 9:27 / 9:33 <0:01> % Marge and the kids eat breakfast one second less. Lisa: [whispering] I wonder when Dad's coming home... ~~ Burns: [upset] This is a nuclear power plant, Simpson. % Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is <0:05> % used by . ==[ 7G13 ]=========================================== The Crepes of Wrath === CUTS: 0 seconds GAINED: 40 seconds 19:44 / 20:24 No blackboard, solo, original couch ~~~~~ ACT I <----> (0:15) 5:32 / 5:47 ~~~~~ ACT II <----> (0:21) 7:55 / 8:16 ~~~~~ ACT III <----> (0:04) 6:17 / 6:21 * Compression until after Bart drinks the wine. ==[ 7G12 ]============================================ Krusty Gets Busted === CUTS: 49 seconds GAINED: 49 seconds 19:54 / 20:43 [CBC] CUTS: 54 seconds GAINED: 54 seconds 19:49 No blackboard, no solo, original couch ~~~~~ ACT I <0:34> (0:34) 6:43 / 7:17 [CBC] <0:38> (0:38) 6:39 <02> % CBC cuts 2 seconds at the start of this act. ~~ Krusty and Britanny shoot Sideshow Bob out of the cannon. Krusty: Don't blame me, I didn't do it! [children cheer] Bart: Comedy, thy name is Krusty. % Krusty: Hey, kids; it's time for Itchy & Scratchy! % [turns on a projector] % % The Itchy & Scratchy theme rolls (fighting on a red screen, with % metallic sounds when they hit each other). The episode title is: % "Burning Love". Scratchy is resting quietly in a hammock, until Itchy % fires a flaming arrow into him. Scratchy jumps around everywhere, % screaming and burning. <34> % % Bart and Lisa laugh heartily on the couch. % % Marge: [walks in] My... All this senseless violence; I don't % understand its appeal. % Bart: [still staring at the tube] We don't expect you to, Mom. % Lisa: [still staring at the tube] If cartoons were meant for adults, % they'd put them on prime time. ! The animation for this last part was reused in Another Simpsons Clip ! Show [2F33], with Bart and Lisa watching a rerun of Itchy & Scratchy. {Ricardo Lafaurie } ~~ <02> % CBC cuts 2 seconds at the end of this act. ~~~~~ ACT II <0:15> (0:15) 8:36 / 8:51 [CBC] <0:16> (0:16) 8:35 Homer's testimony designates Krusty as the culprit. Attorney: Let the record show that the witness -- eventually -- pointed to... Krusty the Klown. % Back in OFF's house, Marge is throwing away every Krusty product in % Lisa's room. A doll, a mug, an alarm clock and half a dozen of % pencils are thrown into a paper bag. % <15> % Marge: These toys are just adorable. % [pulls out a Krusty pacifier from Maggie's mouth] % Who'd have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal % genius? Homer is doing the same in Bart's room, ripping posters off the wall and carrying a wheelbarrow full of toys. Bart: But Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality! Homer: No I'm not; I'm hopping on the bandwagon. ! Technical note: Bart's line overlaps Lisa's room scene in original, ! and the courthouse scene in syndication. {Ricardo Lafaurie } ~~ <01> % CBC cuts one second at the end of this act. ~~~~~ ACT III <----> (----) 4:35 / 4:35 ==[ 7G01 ]=== dv ================================= Some Enchanted Evening === CUTS: 28 seconds GAINED: 28 seconds 19:58 / 20:26 No blackboard, no solo, original couch ~~~~~ ACT I <----> (----) 5:36 / 5:36 ~~~~~ ACT II <0:28> (0:28) 7:25 / 7:53 TV: The defenseless youngsters were tied and gagged in the living room, while the bandit roamed the house at will, stealing the valuable objects it took the family a lifetime to shop for! % Meanwhile, Homer and Marge are "dancing" on the music of the Larry % Davis Experience. % <28> % Homer: You know Marge, this is just like when we were dating. % Marge: Except for one thing: no chaperone! % Homer: Ooh-hoo-hoo! TV: The babysitter bandit has left a trail of ??? daring night-time robberies across the ??? United States. She could be lurking anywhere, about to descend upon another house full of unsuspecting tots. {Ricardo Lafaurie } ! Dennis Vaughn notes that in the syndicated version, Homer and Marge ! never danced as planned. ~~~~~ ACT III <----> (----) 6:57 / 6:57 ==[ ---- ]==================================================================